phobicfoodie

My Year of Adventurous Eating

Reasons Why I Don’t Want to Eat Mushrooms: A List April 2, 2011

Filed under: Next!,Random Thoughts (or sometimes maybe not so random) — PhobicFoodie @ 3:28 pm

1.  They grow in poop.

2.  Some of them can make you hallucinate.

3.  Some of them can make you dead.

4.  They taste like dirt.

5.  Mushrooms=fungus.  Athlete’s foot=fungus.  Therefore it stands to reason that Mushrooms=Athlete’s foot.  Right?

That’s all for now.

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